Lyrics

The Absurdity (Of Pride)
 
(ominous speaking voice) You have no idea what goes on in my mind
Or how absurd is my pride. Hmm…
But right now, I'm gonna give you a little peek. C'mon.
(Come on) woo (Oh honey) uh oh (doo, doo, doo, do)
 
Verse
I can turn a lesbian straight, or limp the wrist of the most macho man
I can make an hermaphrodite change her life
Erase something off of his body, with a wink of my eye
 
Chorus
Me, I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, honey oo-wee.
Let me tell you
 
Verse 2
Couples talk about me all the time (it happens all the time)
J.K.'s just lucky. She says I'm not that fine
‘Cause when I lick my lips, she shakes her ass
The moment her man turns away, she's thinking ‘bout how to get backstage to meet me
 
Chorus 2
I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, oh honey, oo-wee, the story of my life
I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, oh honey, oo-wee, the absurdity of my pride
 
Change
By the time my music hits the record store
I've already sold out, but they’re still wanting more
I never really knew I'd compromised
Just so you could stoke my pride
 
Chorus 3
Me, I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, oh honey, oo-wee, the story of my life
I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, oh honey, oo-wee, the absurdity of my pride
 
Breakdown
Yo, Johnny, Keith, KK, Erick, Dell, Bubbles, Lee, Butch, Mom, and Pop.
Yo that's the original Kings right there
Yo Mister Natural, real music in America. 
Yeah what you know about that? I told you I was gonna bring it back
 
Chorus out
All about me, I, myself, it's mine, all about me, gee, oh honey, oo-wee, the absurdity of my pride.